Are you 'Dances with Difficulty?'

After re-watching ‘Dances with Wolves’ over the Christmas holidays, I have decided that we would all benefit from having an Indian pseudonym. Anyone who has seen the film will know that the main characters are called ‘Dances with Wolves’ (Kevin Costner), ‘Kicking Bird’ (his trusty friend) and the feisty ‘Stands with a Fist’ (the love interest). I, of course, wish to be known as ‘Chief Sitting Sofa’. Emily will henceforth be known as ‘Shining Star’. I think Dad should be renamed ‘Stands with a trowel’. You get the idea. Choose your own name or risk having it chosen for you! God, I hope I am not being really offensive to Native Americans.