Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Life on el Coucho

Back to the settee today, wearing four layers of clothes; you know it's cold when you can see your own breath condensing in front of you as you watch daytime TV. Talking of which, what's happened to '60 Minute Makeover'? I was hoping that someone would write in and surprise me with a complete overhaul chez moi; seems all my family and friends are camera-shy - Monica reckons a camera crew and 40 decorators wouldn't fit in the house anyway. Mum and Dad are enjoying temperatures of 24c in Southern Spain; they have asked if I could spice up my e-mails to them by lying about what's happening in my life. I'll tell them about my invitation to Maddie and Shana's 'Civil Partnership' ceremony, I'm sure they'll make up their own story. I have toyed with a few completely fictional ideas, the difficulty is trying to find something outrageous enough to interest but which is, at the same time, utterly believable. Since sister Sukie supplemented her student income by working as a sales assistant in an 'adult' shop, anything is believable. Post your (clean and proper) suggestions here! If the ideas are interesting enough, I might actually do them (a case of life imitating art).

2 comments:

Emskigirl said...

I will ask baldie to see if he has any ideas ( and make sure they are clean and proper before I put them on!). I think I agree with Monica on the 60min makeover problem. Try the website and see how small thier houses can be! (http://www.itv.com/Lifestyle/60minutemakeover/default.html) Love as always, Mski!

Emskigirl said...

Bezzie and baldie said that "you could say that you had got a job and your house was tidy but they might think that was a bit fictional/fantasy!" Also, they said that they would have got 60 min makeover but... they do a revisit! Baldie said: you have become a couch tester for DFS! I think this is believable!Unfortuately, you've had pressure sores an your on your buttox and repetative strain injury on your thum!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love as ever Mski, Bezzie and Baldie! xxx